Letterboxd — Your life in film

I too am living in a tragedy and would immediately fall for tattooed anarchist girlboss Maggie Gyllenhaal!

“I want to see if you stay together or if you dissolve into molecules.“

The best movie.

This shreds my heart to hell every time and is the most gorgeous thing ever but damn, is there a more chaste leading man than Jeremy Renner? Amy Adams should’ve won the Oscar by having to believably fall in love with him!

If the old saying goes that a movie is only as good as its villain(s), then this is the worst movie ever made. At least Electro’s dubstep theme still rocks!

Everyone who says the Raimi movies are only considered good because of nostalgia should be shunned from society!

The peak of ‘dude pissing his pants’ cinema.

“You ain't half the boy Nate was! You ain't even half the boy that the top half of Nate was after you cut him in half!“

The chad Walk Hard vs the virgin every other musical biopic

A fella will obsess over Bronco Henry instead of going to therapy, Phil’s never beating the allegations!

Every 1 or 2 out of 5 or so jokes is incredible, but damn it would’ve been better if it was 20 minutes shorter.

Hailee Steinfeld: owning the entertainment industry since she was merely 13!

What a nice, uplifting film for a bright day with sun beaming into my lounge room!

CALLED A PHONE SEX LINE AND GOT BEATEN UP BY FOUR BLONDE DUDES BEFORE HAVING A STARE-DOWN WITH THEIR BOSS (NOT CLICKBAIT)