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  • Assault on Precinct 13

    Assault on Precinct 13


    a phone booth right out in the middle of the beach ya say? the graphic murder of a child ya say? the Cholo??!
    is this an homage, at least in part, to
    Night of the Living Dead? do people say that?
    the soundtrack bumps super way hard.
    i play it at a reasonable volume sometimes when i drive,
    because it’s good music.
    i think Assault On Precinct 13 sets a standard for gritty, rookie filmmaking.
    a high standard that’s apparently taken seriously by a lot of indie directors in the early 90s, for example.

  • The Lost Boys

    The Lost Boys


    hair was a whole different game in ‘87.

Popular reviews

  • Verotika


    Hollywood Premeire. 

    A sight for sore titty eyes.

  • Basic Instinct

    Basic Instinct


    This movie is the fuck of the century. 

    Michael Douglas is the perfect dipshit victim. Sharon Stone is the hottest femme fatale of all time. Put the two of them in the same movie via Paul Verhoeven, and that’s what movies are all about.  

    I have watched Basic Instinct
    annually for a long time now, usually with someone who has never seen it or who hasn’t seen it in a while, and it’s extra fun to see how the…