• Zookeeper

    Zookeeper

    having to hose off 900 screaming animals at my job at the zoo every day is harder than any thing a untied states marine ever did

  • Strangers on a Train

    Strangers on a Train

    listening to a man on the train tell me about how a cardboard toilet paper tube feels 100% like a pussy if you run it under the sink first

  • Up

    Up

    human sack of dog shit; holding up the self service aisle, trying to beat the system by taping balloons to the produce scale

  • Joker

    Joker

    if you ask me many of Americans have been wearing the mask even before from covid 19. the mask i refer to is of course the clown's mask.

  • Pinocchio

    Pinocchio

    im tired of everyone saying that pinocchio turning into a real boy was a good thing. it was a demons trick

  • La La Land

    La La Land

    id absolutely love to move to LA with my model g.friend & start my film career, but all my pre-orders at game stop would certainly be fucked

  • Halo: The Fall of Reach

    Halo: The Fall of Reach

    my main issue with "master chief fucks cortana" is if you read the halo novels youd know the space suit automatically jacks master chief off

  • Swing Vote

    Swing Vote

    allow me to reiterate.. im on the side that is the least mad. whichever one that is right now. nobody knows whos more mad at this point.

  • The Mask

    The Mask

    all im saying it that this guy wore the mask before covid

  • 1917

    1917

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    if a sniper shot me i owuld run over to where he is and kick the gun out of his hand and kill him because hes not specialized in melee fight

  • Hellraiser

    Hellraiser

    summoner draws a venn diagram on the floor with circles labeled "rude" & "illegal". my fat face emerges from the center and begs for treats

  • Yogi Bear

    Yogi Bear

    LET US SPEAK NOT OF THE YOGI BEAR , WHOSE MANNEURISMS, GAIT, AND DEMEANOR , RESEMBLE THOSE OF THE DISREPUTABLE JEWEL MERCHANT "BLOOD DANCER"