Letterboxd — Your life in film

having to hose off 900 screaming animals at my job at the zoo every day is harder than any thing a untied states marine ever did

listening to a man on the train tell me about how a cardboard toilet paper tube feels 100% like a pussy if you run it under the sink first

human sack of dog shit; holding up the self service aisle, trying to beat the system by taping balloons to the produce scale

if you ask me many of Americans have been wearing the mask even before from covid 19. the mask i refer to is of course the clown's mask.

im tired of everyone saying that pinocchio turning into a real boy was a good thing. it was a demons trick

id absolutely love to move to LA with my model g.friend & start my film career, but all my pre-orders at game stop would certainly be fucked

my main issue with "master chief fucks cortana" is if you read the halo novels youd know the space suit automatically jacks master chief off

allow me to reiterate.. im on the side that is the least mad. whichever one that is right now. nobody knows whos more mad at this point.

all im saying it that this guy wore the mask before covid

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summoner draws a venn diagram on the floor with circles labeled "rude" & "illegal". my fat face emerges from the center and begs for treats

LET US SPEAK NOT OF THE YOGI BEAR , WHOSE MANNEURISMS, GAIT, AND DEMEANOR , RESEMBLE THOSE OF THE DISREPUTABLE JEWEL MERCHANT "BLOOD DANCER"