Joseph Howell

Larry King Says "Don't Say a Word" is “a thriller to end all thrillers."

Favorite films

  • Blade Runner
  • The Thing
  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
  • Yojimbo

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  • Lou

    ★★½

  • Biotherapy

    ★★★★

  • Morbius

  • Voyage of the Rock Aliens

    ★★★

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  • Morbius

    Morbius

    Somehow not as bad as Thor: Love and Thunder. It still sucks, but it pissed me off less and Matt Smith is fun.

  • Voyage of the Rock Aliens

    Voyage of the Rock Aliens

    ★★★

    Maybe he’s into Scientology or something”

    In my reviews, one of the tags I’ve grown to love is “cocaine”-because it’s the drug that clearly fueled the making and pre production of a film. Voyage of the Rock Aliens might as well be the poster child for that tag.

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  • Slaughterhouse

    Slaughterhouse

    ★★★

    Pretty dumb but entertaining late 80's slasher that makes up for what it (mostly) lacks in successful humor with some effective direction and cinematography (I was left wishing the director had done more after this) and performances that are shockingly not bad. As for the kills? They aren't as great as you'd hope from a movie with a guy that has a huge meat cleaver, but it's still gory enough.

    Also, love the scene where Lester drives the cop car around. Never before has an actor playing a slasher villain had such an infectious sense of joy doing something so goofy.

  • Piranha 3D

    Piranha 3D

    ★★★½

    I remember seeing this when it was in theaters. The people who saw it with me weren’t impressed. Eh, their loss.

    The way Jerry O’Connell says “wet t-shirt contest” will never not be hilarious. Hell, almost everything he says and does in this is hilarious.