this is my joker. my citizen kane. this is a film i will defend till my bones decompose. it's an utterly perfect culmination of everything a dark teen comedy should be. every element of this film is executed flawlessly. this will influence pop culture on a such a rare stature that it will automatically be considered among the greats, with many other chickflick classics. the twists and turns of this movie make it even more of a joy to watch and really blindsides you to absolutely amazing plot twist. 10/10 automatic comfort movie.

to anyone who thinks otherwise: remember where you stand. you are below me.