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  • Deadly Prey

    Deadly Prey

    ★★★½

    Colonel Hogan!
    What do you want?
    They're all dead!
    Dead Tom's dead?
    That's why we call him Dead Tom!

    I'm paraphrasing since I don't even know which way is up after this movie. I have so many questions. Why does he need to eat so desperately so soon? Why must he spit-wash the worm? Where did he get the caveman club prop? Why is everyone's best insult 'stupid bastards'? Is a grenade in the pants a euphemism? And last but not least, which mercenary said "let's put him in daisy dukes cause reasons"?

  • Santo and Blue Demon Against the Monsters

    Santo and Blue Demon Against the Monsters

    ★★★½

    Mexico in the 70's was a scary place. Apparently monsters would rove in packs and wrestle anyone in sight.

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  • Toxic Shark

    Toxic Shark

    ★★

    The dialogue is more deadly than the shark. I hate the word 'toxic' now since they shoved it into every little nook and cranny of conversation.
    Surprisingly though the CG in these is getting a little more tolerable. Or I've grown numb. Toxically numb.

  • Gong Tau

    Gong Tau

    ★★★½

    "Flying Head Gong Tau is the most powerful Gong Tau."

    Despite the very subpar digital graphics thrown in, Hong Kong black magic Cat III tends to always be a good bit of fun and reliable for some gross-outs. And it's got a lot of that 2000's variety of cheap fadeout/dissolve edits. Still, the gore is mostly great (and plentiful), and the plot's enough to keep it moving.

    Part of the 2019 Cult Movie Challenge

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  • Love Exposure

    Love Exposure

    ★★★★★

    It is so rare to find a movie that's so good it hurts. Especially in dramas or comedy. And even more so when it has a four hour runtime. That combo is basically impossible. Love Exposure is the impossible.

  • Eko Eko Azarak: Wizard of Darkness

    Eko Eko Azarak: Wizard of Darkness

    ★★★½

    It's basically a Japanese Harry Potter. With Satanic rituals. And voodoo. And nudity. And beheadings. And gore. And lesbians.