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  • Twin Peaks
  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
  • The Green Mile
  • Terminator 2: Judgment Day

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  • Along Came a Spider

    ★★★

  • Kiss the Girls

    ★★★

  • Bundy: A Legacy of Evil

    ★★

  • Billy Madison

    ★★½

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  • The Witch

    The Witch

    ★★★★

    Settlers in colonial New England, William, his wife, and their five kids are Puritans who are banished from their community some time in the 1600s. They take refuge at the outskirts of town on a small farm. Misfortune follows them as their crops rot and their youngest son, a newborn baby, is abducted. Some say there's a witch in the woods beyond the farm and the family have found themselves targets of her wrath.

    The Witch serves as the feature…

  • *batteries not included

    *batteries not included

    ★★★★★

    "This is the 80's, Mason. Nobody likes reality anymore!"

    I'm 33 years old. I grew up in a time where network TV still had movies on at night time and all day Sunday. Sundays in the fall tended to be reserved for feel-good family movies. Films like The Goonies and Homeward Bound. Classics in their own right but my nostalgic Sunday movie was always *Batteries Not Included. It had a real tie to my hometown and the problems that plagued…

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  • Along Came a Spider

    Along Came a Spider

    ★★★

    When Washington D.C. detective, Dr. Alex Cross loses his partner in a botched undercover investigation under his command he retires. A tragic end to an otherwise stellar career. He is spending his time writing his books and making model ships in retirement when the senator's daughter is kidnapped by a criminal mastermind who lures Alex back to the job.

    The opening scene gives us a car crashing off of a dam utilizing CGI FX that look pretty damn good by…

  • Kiss the Girls

    Kiss the Girls

    ★★★

    "Her name was Coty Pierce. She lived there with her parents and her little sister, Karrie, and I loved her too. I loved them both, and they were in love with me. They just didn't know it. No one did...."

    Those are the words of a psychopath who once lived in a family's attic for a month unnoticed, watching them the entire time before eventually killing them. Fast forward some years and renowned Washington D.C. detective Dr. Alex Cross is…

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  • The Menu

    The Menu

    ★★★½

    "THERE ARE NO SUBSTITIONS IN HAWTHORNE!"

    A group of wealthy people and food critics are ferried out to the exclusive Hawthorne Island, where a legendary chef, Julian Slowik, has prepared food for them. Each course is expertly prepared and each comes with a surprise.

    Hmmm. Where do I begin? The Menu is a dark comedy thriller with great visual presentation. As the plot descends further into darkness, segment transitions are displayed as courses with a title cards, one of the…

  • Sick

    Sick

    ★★★

    April 3rd, 2020. 273,880 COVID-19 cases reported and rising. 42 states have issued stay at home orders. Nearly 97% of the country is quarantined.

    Parker and Mary are students who decide to take a quarantine vacation during the COVID-19 pandemic. The destination is a luxurious cabin on the shore of a lake in the middle of nowhere. Not long after settling in, a car shows up. Inside is death and it's coming for them at all costs.

    Quarantine turns deadly…