dylan russell

Documentation of my everlasting struggle with objectivity and reason

Favorite films

  • The French Dispatch
  • Marie Antoinette
  • Irma Vep
  • Valley Girl

Recent activity

  • Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping


  • See How They Run


  • Where the Crawdads Sing


  • The Favourite


Recent reviews

  • Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping

    Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping


    Good fucking bye this was so much fun. Really shocked I hadn’t seen this sooner omg. I am SOOOO in love with Andy Samberg it’s not even funny like come here right now. He’s too good. Whole cast was so good like all the snl people (before it fully went to shit…) omg love you. Mockumentaries alwayssss got my back ok. Giggled and laughed very very much enjoyed a lot!!!!

  • Where the Crawdads Sing

    Where the Crawdads Sing


    Didn’t like it. Did NOT fukcing like it. No idea why this was so hard to sit through but ughhhh it was just fucking bad. Harris Dickinson I still love youuuu. Wish this wasn’t my introduction to Daisy Edgar Jones but I’m sure she did her best with this hellish movie. Just not good at all bye

Popular reviews

  • Hatching



    What the freak

    Gross disturbing weird

    Felt like it thought it was being sooooo profound but idk these are not new themes or even stories… if you wanna act like this is a masterpiece give me a masterpiece ok!!! 

    Good performances good gore and body horror 

    Idkkk not love but did a good creepy job I guess!

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once


    WOWWWWWW. Idek where to start. Most definitely need a rewatch for multiple reasons so this will not be the last you’ll hear from me about this. Wowowowowow

    First of all this was not an optimal viewing experience unfortunately! The stupid bastards next to us were laughing NONSTOP. Like I can’t even describe how horrific it was and part of the reason I cried so much was because of how frustrated I was. Some people need mute buttons it’s true!!