Duke of Podcasting/John Wayne of the Internet
Host of Movie Melt! Podcast
Miles Dougal stars a film historian that can’t keep his hands off his floppy penis, and thus sabotages his career when he masturbates during a DVD commentary.
His therapist suggests he go on a relaxing vacation to recover after the traumatic event. So, he takes a road trip on the back of a mobility scooter to a classy hotel where he meets the cult of Walt Dongo, has a shootout with sheisty pimp and hooker, fucks a vacuum in clown costume, is attacked by a rabid Giuseppe Andrews foaming at the mouth. Many lessons are learned including and how to see out his pee hole.
There’s a line in this movie: “The one that’s able to fool the world for being dumb, is the one we should all watch out for”
I think a lot of people dismiss this movie as dumb because it has a ditzy lead, T&A, and brightly colored lipstick — but this movie has brains too.
Rena Riffel did everything behind the scenes — wrote, directed, starred, edited, makeup and hair, location scouted, lugged around all the equipment, and even craft…
How did I not know this was a stunning Argento lit neo-noir with a banging goblinesque soundtrack? Where did all the Italian come from?? Why aren’t more of your movies like this Charles Band?????
It’s a blade runner ripoff except it’s got Helen hunt with pink hair outrunning cops on a motor scooter. And Timmy Thomerson traumatically killing Santa in front a bunch of kids in the mall.
Another nice touch is that future is all senior citizens, but they’re…