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Young, dumb, full of cum, and high on the lord!!!!

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  • Ganja & Hess
  • Ordinary People
  • The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover
  • Eyes Wide Shut

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  • A Dry White Season

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  • Klute

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  • Ordinary People

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  • The Wild Bunch

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  • Klute

    Klute

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    So dreamy, contemplative, and deliberately slow in its pace and yet there's always something around the corner waiting to pounce. Just stunningly good. And Donald really has the most kissable lips. The shot of Jane tugging on his jacket......

  • Princess Mononoke

    Princess Mononoke

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    That moment of silence when Ashitaka dreams is unmatched compared to literally anything fucking ever.

    Mononoke is a work that, initially, never left to much of an impression on me. When it came to Miyazaki growing up, Howl’s Moving Castle and Spirited Away were my movies. The ones that made me dream. The ones that burned themselves into my soul. The ones that filled me with wide eyed glee. The ones that hypnotized me with their majesty. With all of…

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  • Ordinary People

    Ordinary People

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    Could not be happier that my mom showed me this back when I was a child. Who knew she would end up laying the groundwork for my Donald Sutherland obsession! Anyways, cried my eyes out. Some of the best acting fucking ever, it's actually insane. Makes me love Sutherland even more, something I didn't know was possible. Wanted to reach through the screen and hug him when he started crying <3

    "Maybe, finally, it was the best of you that you buried."

  • Ganja & Hess

    Ganja & Hess

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    I'M HIGH ON THE LORD!!!!

    Fucking perfect. Such a dense, gorgeous, timeless, one of a kind work, that nothing I could ever say or write would ever encapsulate how stunningly flawless this is. Got full body chills and had tears welling up in my eyes simultaneously during the last act, which contains like three of my favorite shots in all of film. Transcendental and masterful. Running out of adjectives to describe this! The most perfect way to end my birthday.

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  • Nowhere

    Nowhere

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    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Boys be like I will never leave you and then turn into a big ass alien bug and leave you forever.

  • American Beauty

    American Beauty

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    OMG what if the abusive homophobic dad….. was gay. Do you get it? Suburbs amirite. Life fucking sucks sometimes. You fucking moron. Let me spell out literally all the fucking symbolism to you.

    Not only the worst β€œfilm” I’ve ever seen, but hands down one of the worst films ever made. If not THE worst. A screenplay so self-satisfied, so vapid, so disrespectful to to its audience its fucking astounding. A vile, misogynistic, shitstain. An incels wet dream. The plastic…