Favorite films

  • Braindead
  • Rocky
  • Whiplash
  • The Royal Tenenbaums

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  • The Truman Show


  • Tales from Earthsea


  • The Hunger Games: Catching Fire


  • Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone


Pinned reviews

  • Juno



    i used to get bullied a lot in school when i was little, and when i’d come home and cry my mom would hold me on her lap and play me her favorite music, mostly from this soundtrack 

    we’d sit in her small dark office and watch her desktop mac screensaver ebb and sway in the same way that she rocked me back and forth

    no matter what happened during recess i knew kimya dawson, ray lamontagne, belle and sebastian,…

  • Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania

    Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania


    like getting a lobotomy with a rusty metal fork done by a toddler having a seizure. makes Black Adam look like Taxi Driver.

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Popular reviews

  • Black Widow

    Black Widow

    watching this felt like when plankton had to eat his holographic food

  • Thanksgiving



    We’ve truly never been more back 
    New holiday classic 

    Definitely wins the “leave it playing on the living room tv during the holidays while your family is home so they can look up just for the good parts and talk during the bits in-between” award