“Molly, they're going to see a smiling snatch if you don't fix this g-string.“
When we were kids, a friend and I watched Showgirls on Cinemax. Except, neither of us actually had Cinemax, so we watched an extremely blurry, scrambled version on the channel that people who pay for Cinemax watch Showgirls. Years later, that same friend inexplicably hid a copy of Showgirls on DVD under the desk in his dorm room. True Story.