Kristof Szabó

Routine complainer, writer (in English, sometimes in Hungarian).

Favorite films

  • Alien
  • Collateral
  • Fireworks
  • Hard Boiled

Recent activity

  • Jackass 4.5


  • Silent Trigger


  • Blade Runner


  • Garbage Theory


Recent reviews

  • Jackass 4.5

    Jackass 4.5


    Danger Ehren screaming "WHAT THE FUCK? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?" is the most relatable shit ever.

  • Silent Trigger

    Silent Trigger


    Give Russell Mulcahy an average Dolph Lundgren vehicle and by the Gods he will find a way to turn into an idiosyncratic, stylish mess that combines an existentialist angle of the assassin life with burts of slow-motion, squib-heavy sniper action played out in a brutalist architecture. Combined with Mulcahy's usual rainy, smoggy, suffocating atmosphere, wierd plot turns with a slasher villain-like security guard haunting Gina Bellman, and some surprisingly decent acting from Dolph. Doesn't exactly hits the marks it plans out (let's just say Michael Mann does this better), but still has more effort poured into it than most 90's DTV actioners.

Popular reviews

  • Buck Breaking

    Buck Breaking

    Watched on COBRARocky's stream.

    Absolutely incredible, a feature length schizophrenic 4chan/Black QAnon shitpost where Tariq and his friends go to the most extreme length to justify calling gay people the "f" word. Zero structure, just the most insane shit you can find on political forums coming at you nonstop. Guaranteed brain damage.

  • Red Notice

    Red Notice

    Three Hollywood actors taking a disgustingly overpaid worldwide vacation while a film crew follows them around and tries to make a movie out of it. Total cinematic black hole, a vacuum of creativity where every plot beat, line and action scene feel like if they were made by an algorithm. I did not have a single emotion while watching this.