Joel Duscher

I like watching movies and making lists. Letterboxd will inevitably destroy my life.

Favorite films

  • Drive
  • RoboCop
  • Akira
  • Spring Breakers

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  • Bringing Out the Dead

    ★★★★

  • Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers

    ★★★½

  • Jackass 4.5

    ★★★★½

  • Jackass 2.5

    ★★★½

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  • E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial

    E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial

    ★★★★

    Took a while for the movie to suck me in, but it’s a classic for a reason. Once it got going, I was 100% on board!

    One thing that surprised me though was how much I want E.T. (the alien) to die by my hand. He’s a wet yuck fella that I can’t stop thinking about beating to death with a shovel. I think that would be unreal.

  • Drive

    Drive

    ★★★★★

    I’m going to level with you all, i would fuck this movie if I could.

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  • Bringing Out the Dead

    Bringing Out the Dead

    ★★★★

    This is easily the most unhinged movie about compassion I have ever seen. I can see why Nic Cage rates it amongst his best films, fucking hell, its a LOT.

    I haven’t seen that many Scorsese films (fucking sue me) but I’d watch all of them if they were all paced as psychotically as this.

  • Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers

    Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers

    ★★★½

    Look, it’s good, but it’s no Roger Rabbit even though a lot of full on Letterboxd lunatics and critics keep calling it “this generation’s Roger Rabbit”. Cunt, Roger Rabbit is every generation’s Roger Rabbit. Have you seen Roger Rabbit lately? It kicks all kinds of ass. A perfect movie. Everyone should watch Who Framed Roger Rabbit!! 

    Anyways this is worth the 90 minutes of your time but also feels the same as watching something like Wreck It Ralph. The 400 billion cameos aren’t distracting either which is nice!

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  • Eternals

    Eternals

    ★★★★

    HAHAHA FUCK THIS WAS SO FUCKING PSYCHO WHAT THE HELL I HAD A BLAST BUT ALSO JESUS CHRIST

  • F9

    F9

    ★★★★

    Everyone who thinks they’re above the Fast & Furious franchise is a big loser nerd cunt. The most powerful film series to ever hit the silver screen.

    I hope my tax dollars go into funding the next one.