Favorite films

  • The Big Lebowski
  • The Room
  • La La Land
  • Heat

Recent activity

  • Spirited Away


  • You Only Live Twice


  • The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special


  • The Wonderful Winter of Mickey Mouse


Pinned reviews

  • Black Panther: Wakanda Forever

    Black Panther: Wakanda Forever


    Four Floodings and a Funeral

  • Safe House

    Safe House


    What happens when you try to make a Lifetime movie about Alzheimer's, but Patrick Stewart is still banging his "I want to be an action hero" drum? Pretty much what you'd expect: a rejected Diagnosis Murder script with Craig Shoemaker turning in an awful "look at both of the impressions I can do!" supporting performance.

    On the plus side, it's never boring, but Mick Herron's novel Spook Street tackles this in a better and less madcap fashion.

Recent reviews

  • Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2

    Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2


    #DeathBlart 2022. Happy Everything, everybody! Watching with closed captioning this year made a LOT of nonsense asides make my list of "most chucklesome moments", with an old friend returning to the top:

    1. (Up 1) The crane fight
    2. (Up 1) The glue foam guy
    3. (Up 3) "NOT NOW, FRANK"
    4. (Down 3) "NOT TODAY, DEATH"
    5. (NEW) When Blart's Segway accidentally really damages a car
    6. (Up 8) The cleaning lady's "I deserved it"
    7. (NEW) "Non-lethal... I…

  • Die Another Day

    Die Another Day


    Bond at his most Irish, and Brosnan at his most rubber-jowled, in a film which rushes through its best plotline during the credits (with THAT song) before having the audacity to continue for another two hours.

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