Four Floodings and a Funeral
What happens when you try to make a Lifetime movie about Alzheimer's, but Patrick Stewart is still banging his "I want to be an action hero" drum? Pretty much what you'd expect: a rejected Diagnosis Murder script with Craig Shoemaker turning in an awful "look at both of the impressions I can do!" supporting performance.
On the plus side, it's never boring, but Mick Herron's novel Spook Street tackles this in a better and less madcap fashion.
#DeathBlart 2022. Happy Everything, everybody! Watching with closed captioning this year made a LOT of nonsense asides make my list of "most chucklesome moments", with an old friend returning to the top:
1. (Up 1) The crane fight
2. (Up 1) The glue foam guy
3. (Up 3) "NOT NOW, FRANK"
4. (Down 3) "NOT TODAY, DEATH"
5. (NEW) When Blart's Segway accidentally really damages a car
6. (Up 8) The cleaning lady's "I deserved it"
7. (NEW) "Non-lethal... I…