Favorite films

  • The Godfather
  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • GoodFellas
  • Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

Recent activity

  • Pearl


  • Barbarian


  • Minions: The Rise of Gru


  • Audition


Pinned reviews

  • Bullet Train

    Bullet Train


    bullet train is the cannonball run of movies set on trains and this is meant as a compliment, and i think that was the point when making it.

    it's fun, funny, smart, good action, it's talky, larger than life characters that are not supposed to be real people, good story and the acting is great.

    bullet train is going to be this generation's tango & cash and people are going to look back one day upon a TNT rewatch and say....damn…

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once


    the fact that someone had the balls to green light a movie like this, release it exclusively in theaters when it dropped, and for it to not only be loved but successful as well.....tells me that movies on the big screen with shitty poocorn and annoying people on their phones who don't know when to shutup, are nowhere close to becoming obsolete.

    I love this movie. it's all over the place in the best ways, it takes chances and it's extremely smart. the fact that people like this actually gives me marginal hope for humanity.

Recent reviews

  • The Fifth Element

    The Fifth Element

    the fifth element is outrageous and almost perfect.

    this movie has so much style and vision it bears repeat viewings. and the repeat viewings never get old, in fact i would argue the movie gets better the more you watch it. it's so goofy and layered and nuanced that i always pick up something new on repeat. the 3rd act drags just a wee bit long in the tooth, but thankfully the pacing isn't totally throw out of balance to…

  • Pearl



    mia goth is a powerhouse.

    loved the bright colors that dulled as the movie neared its end.

    howard is a sick fuck too.

    the traditional dull wood cutting ax is a good weapon under friendly circumstances.

    alligators are good on some jimmy hoffa type body disposable moves.

    projectionists get all the ladies, especially when they run bootleg stag films after hours.

    great movie, i loved the slow pace/storytelling. horror movies as of late are very original and lots of fun.

Popular reviews

  • Thor: Love and Thunder

    Thor: Love and Thunder


    Sunday rewatch impression...

    a fun 2 hours and I'm bumping a half star. good energy in theater today.

    the morning after...

    i was very much looking forward to this one, probably top 3 in terms of movies i was looking forward to this summer. today i'm just sort of feeling meh. it's definetely not bad, but it's NOT GREAT and Thor Love & Thunder is supposed to be GREAT.

    i still can't quite put my finger on why it is just…