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  • The Young Girls of Rochefort
  • Daisies
  • Before Sunrise
  • Whiplash

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  • Operation Fortune: Ruse de Guerre

    ★★★½

  • Teach Us All

  • The Covenant

    ★★★½

  • Freedom Riders

    ★★★★

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  • The Dark Knight Rises

    The Dark Knight Rises

    ★★★★

    the suit stays ON during …

  • Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile

    Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile

    “hey it’s shawn mendes, the voice of lyle-“
    “IM AT THE TOP OF THE WORLDDDD TONIGHTTTTTTT🤩🤩🤩🤩🐊🐊🐊🎤🎤🎤🎤🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🐊🐊🐊”

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  • Operation Fortune: Ruse de Guerre

    Operation Fortune: Ruse de Guerre

    ★★★½

    Aubrey Plaza and Jason Statham duo i didnt know i needed but now will not accept a world without

  • The Covenant

    The Covenant

    ★★★½

    as soon as Jake Gyllenhaal came on screen wearing that silly goofy helmet my mum accurately pointed out “he looks like gonzo!” 

    That being said I still want him 🤞🤞 gonzo looking ass

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  • Blonde

    Blonde

    ½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    leave norma jeane the fuck alone. 

    ok, when people said “don’t watch this” they actually meant it. literally don’t watch this repulsive exploitative film .

    the fact that someone greenlit this and thought it was ok to film literally blows my mind!!!! this woman was a real fucking person and this film does exactly what she didn’t want to happen to her , and that’s exploit her!! there are so many fucking weird creative decisions in this as well. the…

  • Mary, Mother of Jesus

    Mary, Mother of Jesus

    ★★

    so kind of christian to provide evidence for my theory that jesus had to be hot in order for people to follow him