Dylan Gorzen

A Canadian who enjoys movies and loves talking about them.

Sometimes making jokes or discussing my honest thoughts on a certain movie.

Favorite films

  • Whiplash
  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
  • Terminator 2: Judgment Day
  • The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie

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  • An Extremely Goofy Movie

    ★★★

  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

    ★★★

  • Barbie

    ★★★★

  • 10 Cloverfield Lane

    ★★★★

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  • An Extremely Goofy Movie

    An Extremely Goofy Movie

    ★★★

    The club scene where Goofy and his girlfriend are dancing to Shake Your Groove Thing:  PURE CINEMA!

  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Never would imagine a Turtles movie where they say Rizz or Sus, but here we are. 

    I do appreciate for the voice cast and the animation inspired from the success of Spider-verse as well as some fun sequences, but it’s story was pretty avarage, and the humour didn’t really do it for me that much. Also, am I the only one who wasn’t a big fan of the turtles going to high school at the end? 

    Every Nickelodeon Movie Ranked

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  • Mulan

    Mulan

    ½

    Dishonour on this whole $30 nonsense and this remake. Dishonour on you! Dishonour on your cow! Dishonour!

  • Monsters, Inc.

    Monsters, Inc.

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    "You've been jealous of my good looks since the fourth grade pal".

    I smell a plot hole...