Favorite films

  • Hot Fuzz
  • Pride & Prejudice
  • Constantine
  • Warrior

Recent activity

  • You People

  • Zombeavers


  • Everything Everywhere All at Once


  • The Black Phone


Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • Father Christmas Is Back

    Father Christmas Is Back


    This is literally the worst Christmas film I’ve ever watched in my life. And I’ve watched every single trashy Christmas film Netflix has ever put out. 

    Edit: Also. Are we seriously supposed to believe Kelsey Grammer is Elizabeth Hurley’s father? They’re 10 years apart in age ffs.

    Edit #2: God this movie was so horrible I totally missed the fact that they’re last name is Christmas. jfc. 🤦🏻‍♀️

  • The Tomorrow War

    The Tomorrow War


    I have to gather my thoughts properly so I’ll review this dumpster fire another day.