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  • Dolittle


    To put it nicely,

    This movie was a waste of money, talent, time, technology, and popcorn

    Severely disappointed by the Walmart version of Jack Sparrow RDJ is disgracefully trying to pull off.,.,

    I actively made myself fall asleep so I wouldn’t have to finish the rest of the movie

    & this is what they’re showing in the Dolby theatre ...???

  • The Fall

    The Fall



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  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker


    pretty fun overall!
    nothing too special tho

    I don’t even remember most of the characters’ names

  • The Room

    The Room


    The Room is probably the most well-crafted & underrated indie summer blockbuster rom-com Shakespearean tragedy action horror film that I’ve ever had the honor to see. It is the culmination of modern/historic art and is a masterpiece of visual poetry.

    One can only hope to attain such a level of cinematic excellence. 

    rewatched at a midnight screening w/ a wonderful crowd

    S/O to Ed Rosa for having a bald head that was easy to target with my arsenal of spoons and various plastic cutlery