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The Unbelievable Truth 1989
you’ll read the play I’m in where I play the flirt and I’ll sleep with your crescent wrench every single night and we’ll live happily ever after until the bombs drop 💣
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The Way We Were 1973
I am drinking dubonnet. the music is twinkly. there’s a war on. the president is still alive and everyone is dancing. robert redford is in uniform and is immaculate and he’s asleep at the bar. I am about to take him home. we will yell at each other about communism incessantly for the next five years. life is good.
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The Spider Woman 1943
the year was 1943 and the creators of this movie had a one hour runtime, the rights to completely bastardize four sherlock holmes stories, a giant fake spider, cardboard cutouts of multiple fascists, and a dream 💚
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Sherlock, Jr. 1924
can’t think of a better way to spend the first day of fall than by watching buster keaton fall down about one thousand times in the space of 45 minutes
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The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King 2003
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
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The Princess Bride 1987
buttercup just standing there while westley gets fuckin ripped to shreds by that giant rat...go girl give us nothing!
