fellas isn’t it frustrating when you find a framed picture of a sexy guy in your crush’s bedroom and you assume it’s a picture of her boyfriend so you get all mopey but then later you find out it’s actually a picture of lyrical poet alexander blok who has been dead for thirty-five years so you got all mopey for nothing but then you see your crush gazing out her bedroom window enraptured by the sweet sounds of rachmaninoff and…
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The Bare Necessity 2019
him memorizing german poetry in the shower for her and the next night her telling him to take off his clothes because his naked skin will lure the nudists who stole her car to them like sharks to blood and him reciting the poetry to her naked in the moonlight and then them running through the woods together and falling asleep on some rocks…romance is alive and well in the french countryside!
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Crash 1996
I love the scene towards the end where james is looking at the scarce traffic on the highway through his binoculars and then he pans up to the sky and sees an airplane. there are so many references to planes and airports throughout this movie that, if you wanted to, you could read this as a setup for a sequel. here are some of my proposed titles:
- CRASH: HIGHWAY 2 SKYWAY
- CRASH: TAKE OFF
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The Structure of Crystal 1969
“has it ever occurred to you that catching your breath might be the right way to live?”
sometimes you just have to visit your unemployed friend on a random tuesday so they can remind you that the meaning of life isn’t goals or work, it’s actually ice skating and armwrestling and wandering around graveyards and walls full of books you have the time to read and knowing that there’s a difference between atrophy and entropy and that table salt is…
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The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King 2003
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
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The Princess Bride 1987
buttercup just standing there while westley gets fuckin ripped to shreds by that giant rat...go girl give us nothing!