• Star of Midnight

    Star of Midnight

    ★★★

    would give literally anything to be the watson to bill powell’s sherlock holmes.

  • Valley Girl

    Valley Girl

    if I ever have to see logan paul’s face or hear a severely poorly autotuned 80’s pop song cover again I swear to god...

  • The Vanishing of Sidney Hall

    The Vanishing of Sidney Hall

    ★★

    I’ve been trying to finish this since april when I was mega thirsty for mr. grey hair logan lerman after bingeing hunters and I just now managed to power through the last hour of this arduous wank of a movie...love you logan but honey what was you thinkin

  • The Big Sleep

    The Big Sleep

    ★★★½

    I can say with complete conviction that this movie makes even less sense the third time around but happy bday to my bday twin betty bacall, the den mother of all sultry voices.

  • To Have and Have Not

    To Have and Have Not

    ★★★★

    ❤️ betty ❤️ bogie ❤️ hoagy ❤️

  • Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

    Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

    ★★★

    maybe if lily james stepped on me daily I could get my life together.

  • The Last Days of Chez Nous

    The Last Days of Chez Nous

    ★★★★

    why did no one tell me how stuffed with call me by your name vibes this movie is?? I just want to float through a house that always has all the doors and windows open and a soft, cool breeze blowing through and someone is always playing the piano and I want to eat fruit and drink wine on the patio furniture and ride around on my bike even though I have nowhere to go...anyway thank u for the vibes gillian

  • Late Night

    Late Night

    ★★½

    has hugh dancy been working on his squats at the gym? I am looking respectfully 👀

  • Q Planes

    Q Planes

    ★★★★

    can’t get over the scene where laurence olivier falls asleep while ralph richardson waxes poetic about the contents of women’s handbags and their “sticky lipsticks” and “nonsensical compacts” OR the scene where ralph richardson stabs an uncooked carrot with his umbrella and then feeds it to a street donkey.

  • Unpregnant

    Unpregnant

    ★★★★

    god I love this movie and I love women and I love this overly-neurotic-girl-who-speaks-klingon representation just in time for virgo season 💕

  • Valley Girl

    Valley Girl

    ★★

    at no point did nic cage wear the incredible outfit he’s wearing on the poster so I demand a refund.

  • Manhandled

    Manhandled

    ★★★½

    no man is good enough for you gloria!!!