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mcu movies ranked by how hot the villain is (2023 mcu rewatch)

39 films

adding as i go through my 2023 mcu rewatch. rankings will be completely based on vibes and personal opinions, which…

  • Dune
  • (500) Days of Summer
  • A River Runs Through It
  • Newness
  • Ticket to Paradise

characters named paul & whether or not i think they should be named paul

8 films

formerly “movies with a character named paul who has no business being named paul” because i decided i should also…

  • High School Musical 2
  • Casino Royale
  • Christmas in Rome
  • Suburban Gothic
  • Magic Mike

color grading so crazy i am forced to talk about it in the movie review

8 films

it’s almost always when a male lead has blue eyes that they just NEED us to see

  • London
  • Twilight
  • X2
  • Thor
  • Venom

wigs that are so bad they break my immersion in the movie

50 films

we as a society need to allot more of every film’s budget to wigs because this shit is tragic. descriptions…

  • A Storm in Summer
  • Arabian Nights
  • Wilderness Love
  • The Hound of the Baskervilles
  • The Christmas Secret

every hallmark channel movie

1,053 films

there are a few missing and while i care enough about hallmark movies to make this list, i do not…

  • School of Rock
  • Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
  • The Royal Tenenbaums
  • Man of Steel
  • Kick-Ass

movies maggie is surprised i had never seen before

14 films

last year i made this account because i was woefully out of the loop on seeing movies. “i’ve never seen…

  • Noel Next Door
  • We Need a Little Christmas
  • A Kismet Christmas
  • The Christmas Spirit
  • Christmas Cookies

shitty holiday movies 2022

84 films

not ranked. chronological. most will be hallmark. all will be bad. it’s the greatest time of year, and it’s here!!!!!!…

  • Snow White and the Huntsman
  • Zootopia
  • Tropic Thunder
  • Thanks for Sharing
  • Game 6

conquering our enemies: a 2022 cinematic journey

28 films

maggie and i realized today that gal gadot and chris pratt are in our top most watched actors of 2022.…

  • Marry Me
  • Catch and Release
  • The Roommate
  • Adventureland

chekhov’s blender

4 films

if you introduce a blender in the first act, some absolute idiot must use it without the top on by…

  • What's Your Number?
  • Little Italy
  • Top Gun: Maverick
  • Set It Up
  • Black Widow

the official list of The Nine Nine Essential Movies

62 films

to know these movies is to have an excellent sense of who maggie and i are as people (sort of…

  • The Christmas Secret
  • A Town Without Christmas
  • The Sons of Mistletoe
  • Santa, Jr.
  • Snow Queen

every hallmark holiday movie

408 films

i will watch all of these if it kills me. and it probably will

  • Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
  • Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
  • Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
  • Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
  • Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2

harry potter ranked

8 films

“what are you kids doing here” “well, we fucking go to school here” if you think this ranking is a…