adding as i go through my 2023 mcu rewatch. rankings will be completely based on vibes and personal opinions, which…
characters named paul & whether or not i think they should be named paul
formerly “movies with a character named paul who has no business being named paul” because i decided i should also…
color grading so crazy i am forced to talk about it in the movie review
it’s almost always when a male lead has blue eyes that they just NEED us to see
wigs that are so bad they break my immersion in the movie
we as a society need to allot more of every film’s budget to wigs because this shit is tragic. descriptions…
every hallmark channel movie
there are a few missing and while i care enough about hallmark movies to make this list, i do not…
movies maggie is surprised i had never seen before
last year i made this account because i was woefully out of the loop on seeing movies. “i’ve never seen…
shitty holiday movies 2022
not ranked. chronological. most will be hallmark. all will be bad. it’s the greatest time of year, and it’s here!!!!!!…
conquering our enemies: a 2022 cinematic journey
maggie and i realized today that gal gadot and chris pratt are in our top most watched actors of 2022.…
chekhov’s blender
if you introduce a blender in the first act, some absolute idiot must use it without the top on by…
the official list of The Nine Nine Essential Movies
to know these movies is to have an excellent sense of who maggie and i are as people (sort of…
every hallmark holiday movie
i will watch all of these if it kills me. and it probably will
harry potter ranked
“what are you kids doing here” “well, we fucking go to school here” if you think this ranking is a…