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  • The Prophecy II

    The Prophecy II

    *with Glenn Danzig as Samayel*
    *the crowd goes wild*

    I fundamentally did not understand the characterisation of the angels and archangels. I must say, I haven’t seen the first film and my DVD did not have any subtitles so I may have missed some critical dialogue, but the plot of this film was impenetrable. Though the film seemed predicated on this fact, I didn’t understand why Gabriel was working towards the end of humanity. The catechism here seemed confused and…

  • The Bye Bye Man

    The Bye Bye Man

    This is obviously satire, and a brilliant one at that. The endless and nonsensical rules and symbolism are clearly making a mockery of the trite cash grabs spat out by Bl*mhouse and regurgitated by The As*lum. There is no feasible way anyone could spend so much time making this and think they were crafting a genuine horror film.
    But, I must admit, this film is nigh unwatchable. Though many of its scenes are deftly crafted in the comedic sense, the…

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  • One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

    One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

    Less about the plight of the mentally ill and more about white men feeling emasculated in a world that is starting to realise they're not the centre of everything.

  • Only Lovers Left Alive

    Only Lovers Left Alive

    Honestly so insufferable. From the intellectual name-dropping to the exploitation of landscapes shaped (and lived in) by marginalised groups while focusing on some boring British weirdos - the most pathetic vampires of all time - there was nothing to be salvaged. Is Jack White's childhood home really the most interesting place in Detroit? Y'all so white and anglo saxon and shit.