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  • Serial Experiments Lain
  • Air Doll
  • Harold and Maude
  • House

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  • The Ghost of Lord Farquaad

    ★★★½

  • Avatar: The Way of Water

    ½

  • Skinamarink

    ★★★★★

  • I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry

    ½

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  • The Ghost of Lord Farquaad

    The Ghost of Lord Farquaad

    ★★★½

    Lord Farquaad was eaten by the dragon, but his ghost has returned, and he’s still evil.

  • Avatar: The Way of Water

    Avatar: The Way of Water

    ½

    Biggest problem with the Avatar movies is that the mundane human world will always be more beautiful, strange and immersive than the silly blue alien one.

    Does this new one have Jack go past the honeymoon period and adjust to the mundane in his new life, or is it just another big, silly adventure?

    I want to see an Avatar movie where Jack is haunted by daydreams of offices and car parks, and becomes obsessed with washing machines and vacuum cleaners.

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  • 12 Angry Men

    12 Angry Men

    ½

    Too many men. I would like this movie better if all the men were replaced with cute girls. Maybe call it 12 Cute Girls. Or 12 Million Cute Girls. And they're not angry. They're too cute to be angry. Also, I don't like movies made in the past. 1957? Ew. Everyone back then was ugly and wore uncomfortable clothes. No wonder they were angry.

  • The Pursuit of Happyness

    The Pursuit of Happyness

    The Pursuit of Slappiness