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The Handmaiden 2016
Fuck.
When I was about 15, I started to realise that over most things in the world people get joy from, sports, art, music etc. the thing I loved the most was films. So I basically went on a 3 year binge of watching whatever films I could, a bunch of shitty stuff, middle of the pile stuff and that top level, best of all time stuff. After that time had come to a close I thought I had seen…
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Little Women 2019
You see. How do you describe a moment where your life changes forever. I’ll tell you how. You go to see little women with a mate. You and him both are going just to see what this years best film noms have to offer. Little women starts and you both agree that the first 5 mins you both think ehhhh its maybe not for me but let’s see. And then 2 hours later you come out having your emotions and…
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The Black Phone 2021
What the actual fuck are people seeing in this piece of shite.
Apart from the sibling relationship which was genuinely quite sweet and added well to the story, the rest is awful. A lame story that you’ve seen 1000 times dressed up to be different because it’s from the kids perspective. It’s like a really shit Split, that’s the best way to describe this. Also, masks. Can we please for the love of a Christ stop writing horror characters with…
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Top Gun: Maverick 2022
‘MERICA 2: ‘MERICA MAN !!!
Ever since watching the first instalment of the Constitution of America, I’ve had a weird relationship with it. Yes it was awful but so good at the same time and that was the same for lots of people, but like lots of people, this instalment is amazing not only on a fun, campy, kick ass way but also on a deep and personal level that does genuinely want to reach audiences and make a connection…
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Das Boot 1987
I walked into a charity shops a few months ago and saw Das Boot for 99p. Bargain, absolute bargain. When I went to go and watch it had two discs and when I started the first disc it said 2:10 mins and I thought that’s odd coz this films only on 2 1/2 hours why would I need a second disc ?? Well I’ll tell you why, because I didn’t buy the film, i bought a subscription to a German…
