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  • Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

    Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl


    It doesn't take long to understand why Pirates is such a beloved franchise. CBP has 3 immediate strengths that really set the standard though. 1) A brilliant score. Don't need to look much farther than its iconic theme for that. 2) A narrative that consistently twists and turns. Which does throw us in a headspin as it tries to shake us off any event where we can predict Jack Sparrow's next action. None of it feels forced or cheap due…

  • Drive



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Kinda funny that a movie where the character is nameless is suffering from an identity crisis. Drive cannot help but feel like 2 completely seperate films. The first half is your typical neopunk-inspired fast and furious clone. The second half is some shakesperean mob tragedy. These clash so violently it really is hard to pin the point on what Drive is as a whole. There is so much change and sway that there feels like no element to cling onto.…

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  • Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian

    Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian


    Are they really trying to get Ben Stiller to fuck a museum exhibit? Fucking awesome.

  • Man of Steel

    Man of Steel

    This is what happens when you let that art-school dropout that's never touched a comic book direct a superhero movie. Man of Steel is mindnumbing and goes against everything that Superman is supposed to be. It's a complete disservice of the character and how Zack Snyder was trusted to direct an entire cinematic universe around this character (of his own creation, mind you) is laughable. Thank God, Zod is here as he is the only positive I can think of.…