Elazar Abrahams

Elazar Abrahams

Favorite films

  • The Sound of Music
  • Heathers
  • Lady Bird
  • Inglourious Basterds

Recent activity

  • Beneath the Planet of the Apes


  • Les Misérables


  • In Search of the Secret Formula

  • Veselka: The Rainbow on the Corner at the Center of the World

Recent reviews

  • A Ghost Story

    A Ghost Story


    The first chunk is some of the most boring, excruciatingly mind numbing stuff I've ever watched. But when this picks up, dear lord is it transcendent. I did not expect some of the turns and really connected with it. Mesmerizing. Haunting. Beautiful. I hated so much of this movie. I loved so much of this movie.

  • Merrily We Roll Along

    Merrily We Roll Along

    Linklater really needs to pull through

Popular reviews

  • Mean Girls

    Mean Girls


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Changing the lyric "This is modern feminism talking, I expect to run the world in shoes I cannot walk in" to "watch me as I run the world in shoes I cannot walk in" exemplifies the problem with this movie. It has no edge, no bite. Mean Girls - the original movie and the Broadway show - is a satire. By refusing to really critique or damn any of its characters, this remake feels empty, cheap, and yes, plastic.

  • Doctor Strange

    Doctor Strange


    Thor: No Marvel movie can waste their female lead like I wasted Natalie Portman!

    Doctor Strange: Hold my beer.