A chef that happens to be a cinephile and film buff. I write petty reviews that I urge you not to take too seriously.

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  • Never Rarely Sometimes Always

    Never Rarely Sometimes Always

    Let me tell you, I was deeply touched by this film on every level of emotion and analysis, even though the repertoire of villains and idiots in Autumn's universe are straight white males, which indicates a clear political stance with which I disagree, the fact that this is a world most women perceive is as painful as it gets. Autumn and her cousin will linger on the center of my soul for quite some time, while I reflect on the…

  • If Anything Happens I Love You

    If Anything Happens I Love You


    It wasn't on my schedule to watch a short film and be endlessly sobbing on top of my laptop but here I am and the pain is strikingly real. Warmest short film in a long time.

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  • Psycho


    My problem with Psycho is that I think its adamant subversions and inventive skills have spawned a brand of cinema that's definitely not to my liking. The "gotcha" cinema.

  • Edward Scissorhands

    Edward Scissorhands

    I've never been a Tim Burton fan, as far as I can tell, this and Mars Attacks! are the only ones that have thrilled me.