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Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd…

★★★★★
Saw III

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Saw II

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Saw

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Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension 2011

★★★★★ Watched by amaya 10 May 2021 1

thinking about how many kids first heard of dostoyevsky and kafka through this movie
Saw II 2005

★★★ Rewatched by amaya 08 May 2021 9

i know jigsaw "kills people" or whatever but he's also an elderly man with terminal cancer and that cop had no business beating his ass into oblivion. is this how you treat senior citizens eric? shame on you

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Corpse Bride 2005

★★★ Watched by amaya 27 Feb 2020 5

me: she's hot
brain: she is literally dead
me: sexy blue wife
brain: she has NO PULSE
The House That Jack Built 2018

★★★★★ Watched by amaya 17 Oct 2018 12

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

lars von trier: so i'm going to make this movie about a serial killer on his way to hell
everyone: sounds awesome!
lars von trier: and he's telling his story to the angel of death who's guiding him there
everyone: great
lars von trier: and it's going to be super bloody and graphic
everyone: hum
lars von trier: but the thing is
everyone: what
lars von trier: the thing is
everyone: wHAT
lars von trier: THE KILLER IS ACTUALLY A REPRESENTATION OF MYSELF AND HOW I DEAL WITH MY IMPULSIONS THROUGH MY ART
please get the man some help, a friend, a hug, plea