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  • Re-Animator

    Re-Animator

    ★★★★★

    when herbert west starts pompously breaking pencils while maintaining intense eye contact with someone he'd wish would shut up. powerful

  • Young Frankenstein

    Young Frankenstein

    ★★★★

    this movie is the best frankenstein adaptation because they explicitly state how massive the creature's dick is like 4 times

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  • Rocketman

    Rocketman

    ★★½

    @ the film industry,
    freddie mercury... now elton john. i see that lgbt-icon-rockstar-with-peculiar-teeth trend but unless you cast fucking tilda swinton, i will NOT permit a bowie biopic. in fact, i will 100% shoot a bitch

  • The House That Jack Built

    The House That Jack Built

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    lars von trier: so i'm going to make this movie about a serial killer on his way to hell
    everyone: sounds awesome!
    lars von trier: and he's telling his story to the angel of death who's guiding him there
    everyone: great
    lars von trier: and it's going to be super bloody and graphic
    everyone: hum
    lars von trier: but the thing is
    everyone: what
    lars von trier: the thing is
    everyone: wHAT
    lars von trier: THE KILLER IS ACTUALLY A REPRESENTATION OF MYSELF AND HOW I DEAL WITH MY IMPULSIONS THROUGH MY ART

    please get the man some help, a friend, a hug, plea