• Bringing Up Baby

    Bringing Up Baby

    ★★★★

    this movie makes it really clear who's pegging who

  • Bad Lieutenant

    Bad Lieutenant

    ★★★★

    i've never heard anything like the way harvey keitel yells in this movie. it's a sound too advanced for my ears to even comprehend

  • Alien Resurrection

    Alien Resurrection

    ★★★

    listen i finished this at 3 am after watching 8 hours of alien movies nonstop so i'm just gonna take a moment to acknowledge space milf sigourney weaver and gay pirate winona ryder and leave it at that

  • Alien³

    Alien³

    ★★

    when you decided to make an alien movie that isn't set in space. right there. that's where you fucked up

  • Aliens

    Aliens

    ★★★★

    i am going to need the xenomorphs to drop a skincare routine because these bitches look moisturized as hell

  • Alien

    Alien

    ★★★★

    the simple fact that i felt the compulsive need to hug the alien at various points throughout the movie tells you all you need to know about my chances of survival in a horror scenario

  • Fargo

    Fargo

    ★★★★

    mesmerized by steve buscemi in this movie... his ugly turtlenecks.... i’ve never seen anything like it

  • Bride of Chucky

    Bride of Chucky

    ★★★★★

    maybe the best movie ever made. yes it's about chucky getting laid. no i do not take constructive criticism

  • Smiley Face

    Smiley Face

    ★★★★

    this happened to my buddy amanda

  • Men in Black

    Men in Black

    ★★★

    the fun hot blooded guy / deadpan serious guy dynamic gets me every single time. look at them go

  • Jennifer's Body

    Jennifer's Body

    ★★★★

    who wanna be girl best friends 😊😊

  • A Clockwork Orange

    A Clockwork Orange

    ★★★★★

    this is the representation people who drink plain milk deserve. you sick individuals