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  • Infinity Pool

    Infinity Pool


    If you ever need to recommend me a film, just recommend me the opposite of this one.

    This was just not for me. Despite what the film wants you to think with all the flashing lights, hypnotic imagery, and imposing sound, this one is pretty dull. I didn’t find the scenes to fit together well, the tone was inconsistent, and it was just a forgettable experience altogether.

    I really like the concept, but I really hate the execution.

    This one…

  • Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

    Puss in Boots: The Last Wish


    Long live Team Friendship!

    This was actually incredible? Genuinely, and I’m not exaggerating, the best Dreamworks effort I’ve seen. Amazing and striking animation, flawless voice work, compelling characters, and an engaging story. The lessons to be learned along the way were timely and honest-feeling. Pretty neat ending as well. 😉

    The wolf was such a great character. Tell me why this animated wolf gave me ten times more chills than 90% of horror movie villains.

    Seriously, I’m super impressed. Between…

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  • Get Out

    Get Out


    This will likely be my final log on this account. (Although I’ll be periodically checking it from time to time to answer any questions or comments on previous reviews of mine.)

    Here is my review on my new account: boxd.it/3QwsjL

    I’m trying to be a bit more objective with my ratings over there.

Popular reviews

  • Lightyear



    I refuse to believe that Andy watched this and wanted a Buzz action figure instead of a Sox one.

  • Fall



    I vehemently disagree with the less-than-three star average rating on this one. For the most part, this was fantastic! I’m really trying to decide if I even like severe anxiety-inducing cinema or not. My palms were certainly sweating throughout the entire runtime.

    So, the good? Our two lead actresses, although I wasn’t a fan of how their characters were written (more on that later), gave phenomenal performances. The cinematography, for only really being shot in a couple of locations, really…