alyssa

22 - she/they - umich film & art history ‘23

i cry at the start of every movie, i guess ‘cause i wish i was making things too

Favorite films

  • The Master
  • Death Proof
  • Magic Mike XXL
  • Shirley

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  • The Banshees of Inisherin

    ★★★★

  • EO

    ★★★

  • Atsuko Okatsuka: The Intruder

    ★★★★★

  • M3GAN

    ★★★½

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  • The Banshees of Inisherin

    The Banshees of Inisherin

    ★★★★

    I tried to watch this when I had covid (and a 102 degree fever) last month and I freaked out so bad like a half hour into it that I stopped watching

    it's heavy. obviously Martin McDonagh is also a great comedy writer and there were parts that made me laugh out loud, but this could genuinely be considered a psychological horror. Inisherin is such a simple setting--for the most part untouched by war and modernity--and it lays bare the…

  • EO

    EO

    ★★★

    you fucked up a perfectly good donkey is what you did. look at it. it’s got BPD

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  • Citizen Kane

    Citizen Kane

    ★★★★

    i wanna suck 25 year old charles kane like a capri sun

  • The Stanford Prison Experiment

    The Stanford Prison Experiment

    ★★★½

    christina: you're causing innocent teenage boys severe psychological damage

    phil: ugh 😒🙄 WOMEN 👩🏻👩🏻‍⚕️👧🏻 🚫 and their emotions 😫🔥😱🤧 it looks like 👀 someone 🙊👉 is on her period 🤢❌🆘😷 why can't you ☝️ be a REAL psychologist 👨🏻‍⚕️🏨💊 like me