Elisha Dorfsmith

Elisha Dorfsmith

Beer and punk rock. Former political commentator (happily retired from politics). Professional treasure hunter.

Favorite films

  • To the Devil a Daughter
  • The Witch
  • Donnie Darko
  • Hatching

Recent activity

  • Blood Sabbath


  • Brainscan


  • The Hills Have Eyes


  • Laddaland


Recent reviews

  • The Booth

    The Booth


    I did talk radio with outdated equipment for several years so I found the whole studio experience here especially entertaining.

    Overall this one is pretty low key in the horror department but still a solid watch. I enjoyed it.

  • No One Gets Out Alive

    No One Gets Out Alive


    My brother-in-law highly recommended this saying it had Guillermo del Toro vibes and he's absolutely right. I honestly don't get all the negative reviews. Several reviewers said it was slow paced but I didn't experience that unless character development is considered slow paced. The Lovecraftian elements were especially fantastic.

    Once again, I'm out of sync with the masses. I loved every single second.

Popular reviews

  • Batman Forever

    Batman Forever


    For years I considered this film to be a guilty pleasure and then I realized there was no guilt here...just pleasure. I love every second of it. I make an excuse to throw this on at least once a year. Yes, there are better Batman films but I just love the pure campy comic greatness that is Batman Forever.

  • Cobweb



    Homelander: "We are not a family who solves our problems with violence, Peter."

    Haha. Seriously though, this may not be the most original or even story but I really enjoyed it. Don't let the negative reviews scare you away.