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Favorite films

  • A New Leaf
  • What's Up, Doc?
  • Girlfriends
  • The Bridges of Madison County

Recent activity

  • Drive


  • Hold Me While I'm Naked


  • The Fall of Communism as Seen in Gay Pornography

  • Take One


Pinned reviews

  • Bound



    there is homosexual sex in the movie

Recent reviews

  • Take One

    Take One


    great movie

    but whoever did a poor AI upscaling of this on the copy i found, if you're reading this: you're a fucking idiot. it made everyone look like shitty ai art, all the texture in their hair smoothed out, text on signs would distort. it was like all the outer edges of everything were sharp, but all texture had been blurred. i would rather watch a movie in 480p with grain and lost visual info than a half-assed upscale. Shame!

  • Freedom Day Parade

    Freedom Day Parade

    to all the wonderful homosexuals, bisexuals, and transsexuals of this world: i salute you 🫡

Popular reviews

  • Skinamarink



    do NOT try the amongus potion at 3AM challenge!!! scariest shit that ever happened to me!!! i feel down the stairs and saw.. The Imposter 😳

  • We're All Going to the World's Fair

    We're All Going to the World's Fair


    at 24 yrs old, i meet people who spent a lot of time on 4chan as teenagers in the early-mid 2010s and turned out normal. we have the same taste in music. we get the same jokes.

    you could not pay me to experience the things i felt and experienced as a 14-17 year old again.