Eliza

she/her
lesbian
23

having a lots of fun on thee computer
👍😎👍

Favorite films

  • Wagon Master
  • Working Girls
  • Ishtar
  • Serial Experiments Lain

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  • Jackass Number Two

    ★★★★★

  • Jackass: The Movie

    ★★★★★

  • Woodstock 99: Peace, Love, and Rage

  • Old

    ★★★★★

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  • Monster Hunter

    Monster Hunter

    ★★★★★

    cinephiles run their mouth abt how much they hate pwsa, maybe they should try getting some pwssy and open their fucking third eye to what a real movie looks like

  • Showgirls

    Showgirls

    ★★★★★

    @ the type of 🤓FilmBrothers🤓 who will talk your ear off about 🤖robocop👮‍♂️ and 🐜starship troopers☄️ at the local DIY 👩‍🎤 punk show and then say, without a hint of irony, that 💄showgirls💅 is one of the worst films of all time,,,,🤮 you are WOAT and probably unconsciously sexist,,, 😬🥴

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  • Jackass Number Two

    Jackass Number Two

    ★★★★★

    *jordan peterson voice* they're not letting men be men. these young men come to me crying that they can't do sick pranks and stunts anymore and it's simply not right. these postmodern neomarxists don't want young males to be gay with their best friends, and it's time we put our foot down

  • Jackass: The Movie

    Jackass: The Movie

    ★★★★★

    british johnny knoxville: how do you do, chaps? my name is jonathan knoxville, and this is jackarse

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  • WandaVision

    WandaVision

    every week my feed gets clogged with wandavision explained shit, and i’ve begun to realize that we’re reaching a logical endpoint in terms of capitalist production of entertainment.  not only is there an industry for production, but there is now an industry for interpretation, as the references to old obscure comics and other movies (that no reasonably normal person could keep track of) appear with greater frequency and to ever more obscure things. i don’t care if one of these dumbass…

  • Revolutionary Girl Utena

    Revolutionary Girl Utena

    ★★★★★

    evangelion for lesbians