• Jesus Christ Superstar

    Jesus Christ Superstar

    ★★★★★

    judas is the coolest fucking guy ever in this. sad and unfair what happens to him! doomed by the narrative

  • The Annihilation of Fish

    The Annihilation of Fish

    ★★★★★

    i'd die before i laugh at anybody's loneliness.

  • Trailer of a Film That Will Never Exist: Phony Wars

    Trailer of a Film That Will Never Exist: Phony Wars

    ★★★★★

    (mais, 68)

  • The Curse

    The Curse

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    last week, after episode 9, i had a dream that the finale was an unconnected, but thematically related story, like the opening of a serious man, that was much more fantastical than the rest of the series [in the dream, everyone in this other guy's life became gradually colder and meaner to him after he was cursed until they literally ushered him into a coffin and buried him alive] & ummmmmmm, well, i wasn't that far off

  • Love Has Won: The Cult of Mother God

    Love Has Won: The Cult of Mother God

    every cult member's story in every one of these docs is like "i went through a terrible, traumatic period in my life, and then i met these strange people online and we did psychedelics together & suddenly, everything they said made sense"

  • Do Not Expect Too Much from the End of the World

    Do Not Expect Too Much from the End of the World

    ★★★★★

    hyperliterate shitposting makes for the ideal cinema of the mid ‘20s

  • Snitch

    Snitch

    10 a.m. on FX-core

  • Saltburn

    Saltburn

    if this leads to an uptick in male nudity in film, maybe i can forgive emerald fennell

  • Love the Coopers

    Love the Coopers

    ½

    worst fucking movie i’ve ever seen. jail for everyone, especially timothee

  • Last Christmas

    Last Christmas

    is paul feig the least talented man in hollywood?

  • The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

    The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

    ★★★★★

    in 2011, i downloaded that first teaser trailer (with karen o's version of immigrant song) onto my PS3 and watched it five million times. [i miss downloading trailers!! a different time] it's burned forever in my brain. still the best trailer i've ever seen

    THE FEEL
    BAD
    MOVIE
    OF
    CHRISTMAS

  • Deep Inside Annie Sprinkle

    Deep Inside Annie Sprinkle

    annie sprinkle would have been great as bella in poor things if it had come out 30-40 years ago (haven't seen poor things, but i read the book)