Most loud bangs are not bangs, they’re scooters backfiring
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Love Lies Bleeding 2024
Hot girls! Bad guys! Violence so gnarly it makes you laugh, romance so sweet it makes you swoon. The star power in this thing is incredible, I love Rose Glass’s brain so much. Sexy, jagged, kinetic, with just a little bit of magic. Beautiful time at the pictures.
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Sasquatch Sunset 2024
The Erasure bit 😭 the last shot 😭 the Octopus Project 😭 more movies need to force me to sit down and shut up, frankly. Feels like I’d pop this on again anytime I need to chill like whipping out Headspace but as the closest thing to actually going outside and not talking? Does any of this make sense. They’re literally all sasquatches. As is their right :)
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Young Adult 2011
She's awful! Love it! Perfect entry in the smooth-brain slot when you just have a couple of hours you need to tap out for. No stakes, only vibes, fine if you fall asleep, watchable anywhere. Good!
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Origin 2023
I know why it’s not a doc but how I wish it was a doc. Not everything should be cinematic even if it can be. I’m still in awe of Ava’s ambition and the scale and scope of it all, but there’s some stuff just not quite landing for me. I’m glad for those who connect with it and really wished I did!
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Dune: Part Two 2024
Actually have no words for how much of a beast Austin Butler (Skarsgård?) is in this
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Dune 2021
Fascinating how I clicked way more with this when rewatching on Netflix while eating my dinner than when I first saw it in IMAX. Same with Oppenheimer tbh! That first screening of something like this is so intense. My brain is small. But now: she has finally unlocked desert power (watching 2 tomorrow we are so, so back)
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Mean Girls 2024
Hate how much of a sucker I am for a musical if there’s like half a good song. Still, some changes in here that I get (RIP army of skanks) others I don’t (why could she not hear people getting bored but still not stop/why can’t Regina play lacrosse, how will she channel her strong feelings!) and I do fundamentally believe Renée Rapp is so insanely good/the only person who fully inhabits this role in a way I’ll accept. I…
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Anatomy of a Fall 2023
“There were too many words in this trial. I have nothing more to say.”
Milo Machado-Garner has the wisdom of someone like five times his age jeeeeeez