i want to be '80s diane lane
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Gone in a Heartbeat 1996
1) i’d recognize the dulcet tones of windows ‘95 movie maker’s soundtrack sampler anywhere
2) guess jtt lost his invite to this bowlcuts and flannel convention
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The Tragedy of Macbeth 2021
quoth the prophet, montell jordan: this is how we do it
(“it” = stephen root cameos)
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Joker 2019
well i had a bunch of solid “welcome to my twisted mind” barbs ready for this very occasion but that fucking wilted when thirteen people at my theater were arrested for fighting so ill make another attempt tomorrow lol
(none of them were dancing like john travolta circa MICHAEL while engaging in their violence afaik, so it’s tough to tell if their fight was inspired by this film or no)
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Super Mario Bros. 1993
this movie has everything: john leguizamo in a rainbow belt, the divinyls covering ‘love is the drug’, dennis hopper reprising his role from blue velvet, bob hoskins cracking topical plumber union jokes, crossover potential with kathy ireland hit alien from la
anyway leguizamo deserved an oscar for this role bye
