Letterboxd — Your life in film

the passion behind “WAFFLE FRIES— and maybe a coke to drink… or
something” cements its NFR status alone

(oh, 2006. were we ever so young)

1) i’d recognize the dulcet tones of windows ‘95 movie maker’s soundtrack sampler anywhere

2) guess jtt lost his invite to this bowlcuts and flannel convention

quoth the prophet, montell jordan: this is how we do it

(“it” = stephen root cameos)

SCREAM? this movie said SCRAM to panned reboots from the studio monopolizing all those other big horror IPs and named names 🕶

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

sigh

you guys will follow the most obnoxious self-proclaimed horror “buffs” on twitter as long as they have a bmd byline yet can’t appreciate sass prince mike????

lol ok

lol every single review for this mentions how it “sucks” but none of them mention how a24 pulled a quibi? sure

the fun technicolor world-building, the qt robot handyman sidekick, the yul brynner sex dream

when i say im in love you best believe im in love L-U-V

so many non-king penned sequels to king movies such as this, pet sematary two, etc, nail so many king specific tropes (caricature of a mentally disabled person, inexplicably psychic character??, evil greasers, over-sexualized teen girls) that do not reflect well on king himself in the least lmao

anyway the best part of this movie is when two of the villains lean out the shotgun and rear passenger windows of their car to high five instead of just leaning across the seat

to quote my cinematic idol:

“get away from me, please”

listen if u narc on your hot vampire wife to some dude you just met u get what u deserve