• The Batman

    The Batman

    ★★★★

    i love me some emo boi

  • The King's Man

    The King's Man

    ★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    they killed the sexy english guy half movie what was i supposed to do next

  • The Cheetah Girls 2

    The Cheetah Girls 2

    Chanel is highkey a lesbian

  • Red Notice

    Red Notice

    can’t wait for the TWO sequels to come out

  • Free Guy

    Free Guy

    ★★★½

    i legit watched this for the 0.5 seconds Chris Evans cameo

  • Don't Look Up

    Don't Look Up

    ★★★

    they, indeed, looked up

  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    Spider-Man: No Way Home

    ★★★★★

    THIS IS THE BEST SPIDERMAN MOVIE EVER I AM SHOOK I LOVE THEM THREE AND MJ AND I AM SO SAD AND HAPPY AND EXCITED AND AFRAID WHAT THE FUCK I NEED TO SEE THIS AGAIN BECAUSA I AM A NERD AND ALL THE REFERENCES WERE ON POINT I NEED TO ELABORATE AND ALSO THAT POST CREDIT SCENE WHAT THE FUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK I THINK MY BRAIN WILL EXPLODE

  • Avengers: Endgame

    Avengers: Endgame

    ★★★★★

    just🥲

  • A Star Is Born

    A Star Is Born

    ★★★★

    chef’s kiss

  • Mission: Impossible

    Mission: Impossible

    ★★★½

    is tom cruise even real

  • Rebecca

    Rebecca

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    three stars just because they still end up remaining happily married, which is so underrated as a movie ending

  • After We Collided

    After We Collided

    ½

    what a great movie