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Roller Boogie 1979
"Well, if anybody wants me, I'll be at the city morgue!"
Totally incredible artifact that's essentially "West Coast Saturday Night Fever" but with more slapstick. Blossoming flautist Linda Blair gets sexually harassed by second-rate Eric Roberts lookalike* skating-champion Jim Bray, who then proceeds to stalk same lookalike when she realizes she wants to be as cool as everyone skating on Venice Beach to that "insane disco music thing". I don't even think you see any of the male leads actually…
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Bloodshot 2020
The only reason I bought this movie was that I wanted to support a comic book movie that was not made Disney. My expectations were kind of low but I was hoping for the best. What I got was an off-kilter blend of badassness and boring blandness. Thankfully, the badassness outweighed the blandness. There is a huge fight scene that had me on the edge of my seat. There is also a great scene of a girl in the swimming…
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Bloodshot 2020
Good evening and welcome fellow Children of Chaos.
I'm trying to decide if I like this one or not. Like one the one hand it's very much a 90s style X-TREME 2 COOL 4 U aesthetic.
On the other hand. DUUUUDEEEE. You know I'm not the right person to review this. Give me 5 minutes.
*5 minutes later.*
Chazz: DUUUUDDDDEEEEESSSSSS!!!!! It's me, The Chazz Man *Air Guitar* this is exactly the kind of thing I would expect my comic icon…
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Dune 1984
Lynch has more imagination in his left testicle than Villeneuve has in his entire body. Add to that equation the lush cinematography of Freddie Francis, the fantastic effects of Carlo Rambaldi, the pulp pomp of De Laurentiis, and a wonderfully weird yet surprisingly compelling score by Toto supported by the Vienna Symphony Orchestra... yeah, it's not a contest as to which adaptation I prefer, even considering this version is sadly not fully realized. Though, I'm not all that surprised that…
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The Archies 2023
It’s not a perfect movie, but I couldn’t help but get swept up in its earnestness and positive social message.
The idea of adapting Archie comics into a Bollywood movie is certainly an odd choice, but it works for the most part. I haven’t read the comics but it brought back memories for my parents. The production design is particularly great - the hyper-realistic 60s style paired with the beautiful cinematography gives it a really fun and distinct look. Additionally…
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The Archies 2023
The Archie’s turned out to be quite the surprise for me, as I always associated it with things that are quintessentially Indian, like Maggie and Vicks. However, to my realization, this movie isn't quite in that category. Nevertheless, the fact that it's Indian-made makes perfect sense to me. They managed to stay relatively true to the comics, a refreshing change from the liberties taken by Riverdale, lol. The aesthetics are on point, from the graphics to the overall look and…
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The Archies 2023
I loved these characters I just want to see them in some kind of serious murder mystery drama with witches.
Seriously this was just very cute. I loved Reggie. Ethel was adorable. These Nepo babies were alright.
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Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! 2015
Absolutely awful and absolutely great at the same time. Opening with a scene that shows Ann Coulter as the Vice President ensures that this is, in fact, a horror movie because that’s just completely terrifying.
But let me tell you that Tara Reid and her bionic hand in outer space doing mostly nothing but sitting there in a space suit is just the best thing I saw during the entirety of last week! I swore I’d give this 4.5 if…
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The Meg 2018
#10 of 31 Unseen Horror Films of October - The Meg (2018) 🦈
To cut it short: The Meg was a blast!
This is essentially what you think it is; a fun Blockbuster filled though a B-Movie Shark filter that's complete entertaining nonsense.
Statham is a washed up beer-guzzling Rambo-esque former rescuer(?) that lives in Thailand after an ill-fated event caused by the title creature above; resulting in him leaving his team behind to save others is not believed by…
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Zombie Self-Defense Force 2006
When there's no more room in cinemas, V-Cinema will fill the shelves
I love Tomomatsu but fully expected 'Zombie Self-Defense Force' to be complete shit. Almost everything single review does nothing but criticize the film and almost every single rating is a 2.5 star or less. I was honestly concerned that I was watching the wrong film because I couldn't even begin to fathom what these reviews were talking about. I absolutely loved this film and there isn't anything wrong…
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