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Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers 2022
Looks as cheap as it feels. KiKi is in way over their head acting to nobody in empty rooms. Some clutch moments here and there… but so much strictly for the baby brains but also actual babies. Completely disrespectful to have Roger cameo in this, they are soooo far from that classic they almost certainly used in their pitch decks to all the IP right’s holders.
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The Gray Man 2022
Has so much book movie stink on it. Arrest the drone operator before they kill someone please! Don’t like Ryan this buff but he does some great growling, groaning and grunting in the one. Chris really stinks this movie up, this and Knives Out showing he really only has one bad guy speed. You ain’t John Lark with that mustache dude. Some cool action but so much smoke!! Soundtrack is miserable. Is it supposed to be funny how bad his borrowed jackets are? The quips are bad too folks but Ryan has one of the best winks in the game.
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Runaway 1984
What if the future got to BattleBots level technology and said, “Eh, good enough.”
Really gotta get comfy on the couch and set your brain stew to a simmer to get full enjoyment out of this one… which is exactly what I did. And it worked! Dad liked this one.
Gene is wild in this but should have found a moment to stick out his tongue. Tom proves why he’s a top tier television level action man, in fact this…
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Drop Zone 1994
Trying to be on that Point Break and Cliffhanger vibes… but every time they cut to a bad blue screen skydiving shot we lose the visceral hype those movies deliver on. And Wesley kinda dorkish in this one! But at least he defeats the baddies in linen pants.
Some creative deaths for sure, but Gary doesn’t go full Gary like we know he could. Stoked to see Mr. Noodle's brother Mister Noodle in a strong supporting role… not much else going on here.
