Screenwriter. I do Free Movie Ideas on Instagram. If it’s five stars, take my rating with a grain of salt; I really just love movies.

Favorite films

  • Something Wild
  • The Yakuza
  • Seven Beauties
  • Point Break

Recent activity

  • The Treasure of the Sierra Madre


  • Cisco Pike


  • Born to Win


  • Deathdream


Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • Marcel the Shell with Shoes On

    Marcel the Shell with Shoes On


    One of the noblest things a human can do is bestow upon a kid an appreciation, even a reverence, for small, delicate, seemingly insignificant things. This does all that and so much more. I am not ashamed to say that I wept.

  • They/Them



    Not good but I liked it, in fact I had a lot of fun watching it drag and hump and buzz all the way to the self-undermining end. full of exactly the kinds of sound bytes that execs clench the "yes!" fist over, thinking they've done it, they've nailed exactly what the kids demand, only to find out based on the twitter response that they should start looking for a new job. "but the homosexuals—they loved P!nk!" they'll repeat to…