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  • Legally Blonde

    Legally Blonde


    This movie is important because it dares to expose the trials and tribulations of existing as a wealthy white woman who adheres to all the standard conventions of beauty while being freakishly smart, motivated, and having all of the resources at her disposal to navigate the notoriously classist and discriminatory process of law school applications to attend the second highest ranked law school in America. bold and brave. bend and snap. four stars.

  • The Killing of a Sacred Deer

    The Killing of a Sacred Deer


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    my siblings would sell me out so fucking fast they’d show dad all the shit I said about him in the group chat 😩😩

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  • I Care a Lot

    I Care a Lot

    ladies when we said "be gay, do crime" we didn't mean elder abuse

  • My Own Private Idaho

    My Own Private Idaho


    so the other day i was feeling a little lonely but at the same time  nostalgic for middle school days so i went on omegle.com and ended up talking to this brazilian girl about movies and she told me that in her country My Own Private Idaho is called "Prostitute Boys" and honestly i can't stop thinking about that and how the one movie that means so much to me in this world is literally prostitute boys in brazil and i hope someday i can buy a copy like that