• St. Trinian's

    St. Trinian's

    ★★★★★

    this is the only movie that exists

  • Irreplaceable You

    Irreplaceable You

    ★★½

    reckon she's a cancer? haha.

  • Free Guy

    Free Guy

    ★★★

    jodie comer shooting a rocket launcher and grabbing ryan reynolds in to kiss her. @god when is it my turn

  • Cinderella

    Cinderella

    ½

    will be processing this trauma for the next 40 years

  • The Nowhere Inn

    The Nowhere Inn

    ★★★★

    as a lesbian manipulator i got a hell of a lot of enjoyment out of this

  • The Nice Guys

    The Nice Guys

    ★★★★★

    nice guys finish last that's why i'll treat you like trash it's not what i really wanna do but you only date bad guys so i'll give it my best try to treat you the way you want me to

  • Blue Valentine

    Blue Valentine

    ★★★★★

    even if ur never gonna watch this movie just listen to 1 single song from the soundtrack. specifically alligator (choir version) by grizzly bear. shit's tight as fuck!

  • Eighth Grade

    Eighth Grade

    ★★★★

    and with my final assumed-to-be unique thought laid out in excruciating detail on-screen, i take my bows and exit this mortal plane

  • Cruella

    Cruella

    ★★★★

    i am the exact target audience of this movie:
    ✔️ girlboss (makes twitter memes)
    ✔️ disney adult (watches all of jenny nicholson's youtube videos)
    ✔️ emma stone fan (letterboxd username)
    so i loved it!

  • I Blame Society

    I Blame Society

    ★★★★

    what a powerful performance from joaquin phoenix

  • One Hundred and One Dalmatians

    One Hundred and One Dalmatians

    ★★★½

    cruella de vil is a lesbian and she is in love with anita. thanks for coming to my ted talk

  • Good Manners

    Good Manners

    ★★★★

    definitely in my top 3 weirdest films i’ve ever seen in my life. please look at how i have tagged this film for reference. watch this film.