25+ year olds in the theater: *chuckle*
Teenagers in the theater: *near death cackle*
-I’m a senior in high school.
-I’m graduating in about two weeks.
-I have a total of four friends, but only one of which I consistently talk to.
-I never make plans.
-I’ve never been to a party.
-I’m taking a gap year.
-I’m really close with numerous teachers.
The only differences?
-I’m dumb as a stump.
-I’m best friends with my guidance counselor.