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  May December 2023

  Watched 07 Dec 2023

  Kind of obsessed with imagining the You're Wrong About episode about this whole deal.

  (Best film of 2023?? Maybe?????)

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  Saltburn 2023

  Watched 01 Dec 2023 3

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Five things (but three of them are jokes):

  1. Like the orcas, bisexuals have an irrepressible need to devour the ultra-wealthy.

  2. In retrospect, I'm really glad I didn't show the screener of this to my family on Thanksgiving night.

  3. I really didn't like this movie, but it made me realize how short Barry Keoghan is. He's an actor who hasn't clicked for me before, but now that I know he's short, I'm coming around on him. This makes…

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  The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2023

  Watched 07 Apr 2023 4

  Aesthetically, this film most resembles a gender reveal party that sets a national park on fire.

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  Catherine Called Birdy 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Sep 2022 2

  Five things:

  1. If I say nice things about Lena Dunham, a crack opens in the earth and releases the hundreds of AV Club commenters we keep imprisoned there, but this movie is utterly lovely. It’s easy to forget how intuitive and emotionally dialed in Dunham is as a director because of her whole deal, but I am glad taking her out of her usual milieu is reminding people how good she can be.

  2. Bella Ramsey somehow handles the…

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