this movie sucks. if you want an interesting and well constructed cult narrative then go watch the third season of riverdale.

maybe it was too ahead of its time for certain people

i too can be killed be people yelling "clown" at me repeatedly

my main takeaway? that stars are blind by paris hilton is like. pretty fun.

will anyone ever beat the sheer romance of "if i loved you less, i might be able to talk about it more."

joe alwyn wasn't even in this and he's the funniest man in existence