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top four: favorites on the afi list

Favorite films

  • Casablanca
  • All the President's Men
  • Psycho
  • Double Indemnity

Recent activity

  • How to Blow Up a Pipeline


  • Mystery, Alaska


  • Field of Dreams


  • Our Town


Pinned reviews

  • The Last Waltz

    The Last Waltz


    Mr. Scorsese, I will give you every cent in my bank account for the raw footage of the full concert. I don't need the talking heads or anything like that. I just really need to see the full performance of "Don't Do It" and "Life is a Carnival" and "This Wheel's on Fire" and the suite "Out of the Blue" because I need to see Robbie singing it to believe it and the concert version of "The Weight" did any…

  • The Lady Vanishes

    The Lady Vanishes


    Very convenient for the culprits that most of the Englishmen care more about their affairs and cricket matches than a woman's life. Very inconvenient for the culprits that Michael Redgrave really wants to get laid.

Recent reviews

  • How to Blow Up a Pipeline

    How to Blow Up a Pipeline


    liked it more in theory than in practice unfortunately. the thriller and heist elements often come off as contrived (or, worse, are cut away from to thrust us into a flashback right as things are getting interesting). also found the performances and dialogue to be frustratingly uneven. ah well.

  • Field of Dreams

    Field of Dreams


    dad cinema peaked here

Popular reviews

  • John Mulaney: Baby J

    John Mulaney: Baby J

    spiritually i’m the lady who hysterically repeated “mush metals” so loud she made the closed captions

  • The Elephant Whisperers

    The Elephant Whisperers

    i just want to be walking through the wilderness holding an umbrella over the head of my elephant son is that too much to ask