too many movies!
George of the Juncle 2 is unlike any movie I've seen in my life. It's starts off like a normal children's movie with a cartoon opening sequence, then there's a narrator who keeps making meta jokes, and some guys in gorilla costumes. At this point it's still pretty normal. Then out of nowhere we cut to Las Vegas where an Ape named Ape is wearing a gold chain and Hawaiian shirt playing poker with Elvis. He ends up choking out…